I don’t really know what to say today. This is one of the problems with the vampire brain, as I’ve mentioned before. And yes, for once I do actually remember talking about it. Or referring to it at least.
Ain’t no such thing as a clever vampire.
That’s confused you, hasn’t it!
Well, there’s no such thing as a stupid vampire either. Despite what popular culture tells you. Let’s face it, all that business with tv/film vampires disappearing in a poofff of smoke when they get staked?
Saves a lot of explaining.
Go back to the legends. I had to. That’s all I’ve really got to go on, apart from my own experience.
To save you scratching your head any further…
No such thing as a clever vampire. It’s the turbo brain. It’s not just clever. And this is going to sound so conceited… but a vampire brain is a work of genius.
Did I ever tell you that when I studied psychology at university back in the 20th century, MENSA tracked me down and asked me to join..?
I think I may have been slightly put off – and off-putting in my response.. Or perhaps I was just really, really polite. That bit, I can’t remember. It was so long ago.
Have you ever had that happen to you?
There are always two versions of events.
There’s the one where you go out , all guns blazing (metaphorically, of course), with biting and incisive wit and say the exact things that need to be said…
And there’s the other version…
Where you mumble something and run away in the other direction.
Thinking further about it now, I think I can probably guess which one I did.
You too, huh?
So, we’re not so different after all, are we?
How do you humans get around this? I’d love to know.
I’m just going to go and hide in a corner now. You know where to send the answers. Good day.