Just a short rant today as I seem to have run out of time for some reason. Which is highly ironic, if you read on.
I betcha didn’t think that vampires are heavily into their technology…
Nah, thanks Hollywood. I do like my old stuff, yes. But I limit it to thing like clothes, furniture, music, books etc. For instance, next to my desk is a 70s style shelf with a 1920s phone and one of this Echo thingies sat on it.
So: creature comforts – retro; labour-saving devices – as modern as I can get them.
I know I’ve also told you about my attention span being appalling. A classic example is today when my phone went off to remind me to come back to the human world for a little while.
Ah! That’s where I was going with this.
I have a multitude of reminders on my phone. I jokingly call it the other half of my brain – the working half. And this is another vampire thing. To you, a week is a week, to me – it’s nothing. It goes by in a flash. I remember being asked once whether or not I had seen any of my former classmates from grammar school… I said that I’d seen Bob a couple of weeks previously.
It seems Bob had moved to New Zealand eighteen months previously.
Now I have those reminders and alarms that help me keep track of time as you humans perceive it.
And I can’t believe it’s been two weeks since I spoke to you last. I swear it was only a couple of days ago that I told you that I had no intention of storing any of your information.
And when the beeping noise went off this morning, I was all set to shout at my phone (’cause that’ll help) in a fit of righteous indignation (is there any other kind?) until I checked and yes, it really has been a fortnight.
Random question – how do you talk about your Echo device in front of her without her butting into the conversation? I can’t even say words like ‘relax’ or ‘taxis’ in her presence without her chirping up with ‘I’m sorry, I don’t know that one.’ or blasting me with some completely unrelated thrash metal (Why?!).
Another random question – what’s the weirdest alarm you have on your phone?
That’s a rhetorical question, I assure you!